I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Jun. 8th, 2012 02:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alt_sally_anneBLOODY HELL.
In the Dark Arts exam just now Alecto Carrow threw up. And then she took her wand and I don't know if she transfigured her vomit or charmed it or what (I was trying to focus on the exam) but it ... it started CRAWLING AROUND, the vomit I mean, it was like she turned it into some sort of vomit-based creature.
And then she started laughing. And that made her vomit AGAIN. You can see where this is going. ANOTHER vomit creature. She made it crawl up onto the head table and ooze its way across and all the while she was laughing and retching and laughing and retching and then she suddenly stopped and sort of folded up where she was standing. And that was when someone fetched the Head Girl.
If it were any other teacher I'd have got out my journal and written Madam Pomfrey. Alecto Carrow would've cruciated me for cheating on exams if I'd done that (or failed me, or both). AND I hate her.
A bunch of teachers came running and she came round but wasn't really coherent, I guess. Maybe she's been drinking. Anyway they had us leave our parchments while they ask everyone exactly what happened and they'll have someone to proctor the rest of the exam for us in a few minutes.
And Milland's cleaning up the mess. Well, first he had to turn it back into regular vomit, THEN he had to clean it up.
In the Dark Arts exam just now Alecto Carrow threw up. And then she took her wand and I don't know if she transfigured her vomit or charmed it or what (I was trying to focus on the exam) but it ... it started CRAWLING AROUND, the vomit I mean, it was like she turned it into some sort of vomit-based creature.
And then she started laughing. And that made her vomit AGAIN. You can see where this is going. ANOTHER vomit creature. She made it crawl up onto the head table and ooze its way across and all the while she was laughing and retching and laughing and retching and then she suddenly stopped and sort of folded up where she was standing. And that was when someone fetched the Head Girl.
If it were any other teacher I'd have got out my journal and written Madam Pomfrey. Alecto Carrow would've cruciated me for cheating on exams if I'd done that (or failed me, or both). AND I hate her.
A bunch of teachers came running and she came round but wasn't really coherent, I guess. Maybe she's been drinking. Anyway they had us leave our parchments while they ask everyone exactly what happened and they'll have someone to proctor the rest of the exam for us in a few minutes.
And Milland's cleaning up the mess. Well, first he had to turn it back into regular vomit, THEN he had to clean it up.
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Date: 2012-06-09 02:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-09 04:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-09 04:11 am (UTC)If someone could convince one of them that the Healers at St Mungo would find what Madam P didn't, and get her in horrible trouble for her incompetence, that might persuade them.
The only problem THERE is that I don't want Madam P to get in any trouble, and maybe she did miss something? I mean, Professor Carrow is still sick (and she keeps getting sicker).