I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Ohhhhhhhh Ron....(and Fred and George)....

Did you HEAR about 'Word Has It'? It's a gossip magazine, some of the older girls have it. Everyone was giggling about how Professor Lestrange was The Most Eligible Bachelor (or maybe the second most eligible? I didn't actually get to SEE it yet except over someone else's shoulder) but the hilarious thing is that your brother BILL was on that list too.

Oh wait, I see you're already teasing him in your mum's journal. Well. Carry on.

Also Jeremy Stretton was in the 'boys gone bad' section, along with Orion Sandoval and Moebius Ollivander -- that was part of why I didn't get a good look, Moebius was really cross and cast incendio on it. Cassandra was furious, it was her magazine, she said she's going to tell her sister and she'll fix him.

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[alt_ron]

Now what I really wonder is why they even let Ollivander stay in school after what he did.

He's just bloody dangerous, I think. And now he's turning up in magazines as an evil git?

Right. Is that supposed to make him think, 'Hm. Maybe I shouldn't hex people all the time. Really, I think starting tomorrow I'll be a nicer git.'

[alt_sally_anne]

Everyone in Slytherin still treats him like he has some sort of infectious disease. Which is why he's so cross all the time.

I just try to be sure I'm not ever alone with him.