I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good: Private message to Pansy and Ron

[alt_sally_anne]

Merlin and Morganna, I just realised something.

You know Colin, the boy from the sanctuary who's come to learn apparation with us? (And Defence and ... I think they all get to pick a tutoring group in the afternoon, same as we do.)

He looked SO FAMILIAR and I finally worked out why. Remember Dennis? I think Colin is his brother. I think he must be older but I'm not sure. I mean it's been so long, and I just remember Dennis as being really little. Do you think he KNOWS about his brother? He must, I mean they must have told him, right?

I wonder why the Order rescued Colin, and not Dennis? For that matter why they didn't rescue Hermione, although maybe they didn't start until Dennis's year? Lisa's our year -- I mean, she would be. But they didn't get her as a baby, I guess she's one of the ones they grabbed right after the QWC bombing.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

If she's cross about you, imagine how she feels about me. Or Hermione or Turpin or Creevey or Terry!

[alt_pansy]

Maybe we'll make her have an apoplexy and she'll go hoarse with yelling.

Can paintings get apoplexies?

[alt_sally_anne]

Unfortunately, I'm fairly sure they can't.

[alt_ron]

If she did, I guess she'd cough up paint, right? Maybe she'd cough up all the paint on the whole portrait and just sort of disappear!

[alt_sally_anne]

There is SURELY a way to get rid of her.

If the Order hasn't found it, though, I think it's unlikely any of us will come up with it.

[alt_ron]

Or is that what apoplexy is?

It's a kind of fit, isn't it?

Or, yeah. I don't know.

[alt_sally_anne]

Technically speaking: no.