I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Come to think of it, if someone WERE going to pretend to be a pillock while secretly being incredibly powerful and devious, they'd SURELY wind up in Slytherin. (And if they wanted everyone to quietly overlook them they'd try to get the Hat to put them in Hufflepuff, not Gryffindor!)

If Draco's thinking about it I wonder if he knows someone who IS doing this? You don't suppose Vince or Greg is a whole lot cleverer than they let on, do you? Or Milli. Now THAT would be startling.

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[alt_ron]

Well. It's no surprise they're brill at being Great. Big. Gallunking. Evil. Gits.

But if Millicent Bulstrode is really an evil genius in disguise, I'm Malfoy's long-lost twin.

[alt_sally_anne]

Wouldn't that be hilarious? I mean, if Draco had a long-lost twin and you were it. We should tell that idea to Daphne and let her turn it into a comic opera.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, well. I better turn out to be the older twin.

I'm far better looking.