I made an absolutely miserable Keeper. I mean, I believe the tree next to the pitch was better at catching Quaffles than I was, and it was just standing there.

But I do make a fantastic spectator. I'll come up with cheers and everything. They may even rhyme.

Go Sally-Anne! Fast as you can! Take that Quaffle and chuck it in the can!

There she swoops! Flying loop-de-loops! Throw that ball right through those hoops!