There really isn't a regional team for the Lancashire area, so I generally cheer for the Wigtown Wanderers or Puddlemere United. I think if they hadn't been disbanded a couple of hundred years ago, I probably would have cheered for the Banchory Bangers. They were famous for being just awful players, so that would have been the perfect team for me!
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