I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good: Private message to Pansy

I want you to know that I know you don't mean it.

I mean I want you to be able to look at this later and see me saying it now.

I know you'll have to say something awful to me

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good: Private message to Ron

I know she doesn't really mean any of it but it's still awful.