Private message to Daphne Greengrass and Pansy Parkinson

Daphne, I think I speak for both me and Pansy when I offer our sincere congratulations....for being the subject of the most diverting and unlikely gossip that's circulated all year!

Pansy can tell you ALL about wedding planning, since her mum just got married. You've got a good long while to plan for it, though seeing as we're only in our THIRD YEAR.

(Honestly. People will believe ANYTHING.)