I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Why couldn't Professor Carrow have wound up in the hospital wing earlier in the week? He'll surely be back in the classroom by Monday, which is the next time I have Transfiguration.

Do you know if it's true that he and Alecto got in a fight and she hit him with a fireplace poker? Because that's what I overheard at lunch. I'd have figured she'd curse him, though. Someone said he was all over bruises. I hope they hurt HORRIBLY.