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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Nov. 24th, 2010 11:40 pmSince that article came out about eligible bachelors I've been counting owls at breakfast, or trying to. I can't keep track with the owls to Professor Lestrange, there are just too many. Moebius Ollivander had two dozen owls this morning. Some were scolding him but some were from girls (well, young ladies I suppose, they were all old enough to NOT be at school anymore and sending owls. Some of them might not have been all that young, I'm not sure) who FANCIED him.
Jeremy Stretton's been getting them too. I saw him today and he said he'd gotten:
1. Pictures, but mostly from ladies who were WAY too old for him.
2. Some boxes of sweets but he took them to Professor Vector because he didn't trust them and it turned out one of them was filled with a potion that would give him horrible boils.
3. A really long letter from someone who thought he was just misunderstood and in need of help. I'm not sure he'd have minded that one except she also sent him pictures of all her pet puffskeins, apparently she has forty-two. Also I think she might be almost as old as his mum which made parts of the letter really creepy.
4. Someone sent him her handkerchief which he thought was disgusting. It probably hadn't been used, honestly (she'd sprayed it with perfume) but he opened at the table and said he went and washed his hands because he wasn't sure if it was dirty. And it COULD have been dirty.
Jeremy Stretton's been getting them too. I saw him today and he said he'd gotten:
1. Pictures, but mostly from ladies who were WAY too old for him.
2. Some boxes of sweets but he took them to Professor Vector because he didn't trust them and it turned out one of them was filled with a potion that would give him horrible boils.
3. A really long letter from someone who thought he was just misunderstood and in need of help. I'm not sure he'd have minded that one except she also sent him pictures of all her pet puffskeins, apparently she has forty-two. Also I think she might be almost as old as his mum which made parts of the letter really creepy.
4. Someone sent him her handkerchief which he thought was disgusting. It probably hadn't been used, honestly (she'd sprayed it with perfume) but he opened at the table and said he went and washed his hands because he wasn't sure if it was dirty. And it COULD have been dirty.