I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Gosh it's sure lucky they kept Marvolo at Hogwarts yesterday so he'd be SAFE instead of letting him go to Hogsmeade with the rest of us.

Goodness knows there's nowhere in the WHOLE WORLD as safe at HOGWARTS.

Do you suppose we're going to get another visit from the LP over this? UGH. And I swear I could hear Finnigan snoring from all the way over on the other side of the Great Hall.