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[alt_sally_anne]

The sodding Lord Protector is coming to Hogwarts tomorrow and staying through the weekend.

Just what all of us needed the weekend before NEWTs, to settle our nerves.

The rumour I heard is that he's coming to scout more prospects for new Death Eaters. Like he did last year with the contest, except this time he's just going to come check people out directly.

The Headmaster told us at supper and everyone tried to look pleased.

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[alt_draco]

I'm trying to name a single incident when Voldemort came to the school and something didn't go wrong.

[alt_justin]

Sally-Anne,

I can jolly well tell you the elves are going spare. The head elf from the kitchen has been up to see the Headmaster three times already tonight.

I say, I think we might want to hold a Galleon meeting tomorrow after lessons, before he arrives. Harry, we probably ought to send out a message warning everyone to avoid eye contact and control their thoughts while he visits. I mean to say, they know that already, what, but it bears reminding.

-Justin

[alt_jeremy]

Oh, lovely.