I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Come to think of it, if someone WERE going to pretend to be a pillock while secretly being incredibly powerful and devious, they'd SURELY wind up in Slytherin. (And if they wanted everyone to quietly overlook them they'd try to get the Hat to put them in Hufflepuff, not Gryffindor!)

If Draco's thinking about it I wonder if he knows someone who IS doing this? You don't suppose Vince or Greg is a whole lot cleverer than they let on, do you? Or Milli. Now THAT would be startling.

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[alt_ron]

I think you should lay off the chocolate. It's making you daft.

[alt_pansy]

I dunno, Vince and Greg are supposed to be brill at Dark Arts.

Milli is a total waste of space, though.

[alt_ron]

Well. It's no surprise they're brill at being Great. Big. Gallunking. Evil. Gits.

But if Millicent Bulstrode is really an evil genius in disguise, I'm Malfoy's long-lost twin.

[alt_sally_anne]

Wouldn't that be hilarious? I mean, if Draco had a long-lost twin and you were it. We should tell that idea to Daphne and let her turn it into a comic opera.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, well. I better turn out to be the older twin.

I'm far better looking.

[alt_ron]

How long does it take before you start feeling better?

I think I am now.

Only

Well as long as I don't think about stuff.

[alt_pansy]

Well, then, don't think.

Shouldn't be too hard for you, tunabrain.

Hah.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, okay.

Bed now.

See you tomorrow, Fisheye.

[alt_sally_anne]

Did you EAT some CHOCOLATE, Ron?

I really would not think it would be difficult to convince YOU to eat ANYTHING.

[alt_ron]

Of course, I did. Percy passed it around and told us we all had to eat it or he'd dock points.

[alt_sally_anne]

Percy had to threaten to DOCK POINTS to get you to EAT CHOCOLATE?

Who ARE you? WHERE IS RON WEASLEY?!???!?!?!

[alt_ron]

Not that he had to tell me twice to eat chocs.

And it was the good stuff, too.

At least they got us real chocolate since they sent those horrible things to creep us out.

[alt_sally_anne]

Oh all right, I feel better then. Maybe it really is you.

[alt_neville]

It did help.

Yesterday was a rather awful day. Well, except for Evelyn getting sorted into Gryffindor.

[alt_sally_anne]

You might be right about that.